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Façade: Truffle Butter is srs bsns

Czq'bqymc — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:41:36 +0000

In this quick little Façade playthrough, Grace finds out just what Scott does with truffle butter, and she doesn’t like it one bit.

/b/ knows where you live, because of idiot designers

Czq'bqymc — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:31:47 +0000

The Gray Lady has come out with an article on how geotags on mobile phone pictures are outing where people live and the problems stemming from this. Personally, I think the geniuses who decided to enable this by default on these devices should be fired, and have geotagged photos of their homes posted on /b/.

Shimajiro: How To Wipe

Czq'bqymc — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 20:53:43 +0000

Most of you have probably seen the infamous Shimajiro potty training video, and the updated version of said video, but now we have the sequel, which teaches little Japanese kids how to clean up after they make unchi:

Unlike the other ones, this is 99 44/100% tiger-winkie free!

Shimataro’s Breakfast

Czq'bqymc — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 12:22:36 +0000

A couple of days ago, I whipped up 8 seconds of crudimentary stupidity out of a Shimajiro video:

This’ll offend somebody. I guarantee it.

Here’s a great place to pa–oh, dear…

Czq'bqymc — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 05:27:03 +0000

A couple of trucks got parked too close to the tracks for the fireworks show in Grand Rapids and got swiped by a train. At least no one got hurt this time. Next year, they should try parking a little further away from the tracks. Or maybe a lot further away.

It’s Swarming with Maggots!

Czq'bqymc — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:45:24 +0000

Some dumbsicle brought spoiled meat on a plane, and apparently, it was swarming with maggots. And so they had to turn around and clean up the mess. “Maggots on a Plane“. Nice…

BBFC Bans Second Video This Year

Czq'bqymc — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:50:56 +0000

On August 18th, the BBFC rejected a Japanese horror film, Grotesque, for being about constant and sadistic torture without an actual plotline. Earlier this year, they banned NF713, another video about sexual torture without a real plot.

Meanwhile, 118 other videos, including 2 R18-classified ones (one called Sensual Oriental Sadist 3 and cut by 13 seconds), passed without incident on that day, other than the aforementioned cuts. On April 3rd, the day NF713 was banned, 25 other videos passed, one of which was cut by 8 minutes to avoid an R18 classification.

The Finishing Line: Satan’s Olympics

Czq'bqymc — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:46:14 +0000

[Wikipedia entry]

[YouTube link, part 1]

[YouTube link, part 2]

This is a 70′s film by British Transport Films, somewhat like and often confused for a PIF, where you have all these kids having a field day on the tracks, with predictable results. Hopefully the YouTube links don’t go bad for a while, but you know they will, since YouTube probably pays its mods for every video they pull.

[SPOILERS: In part 2, there's a small bloodbath around the 2:30 mark, and around 5:00-5:30, the light at the end of the tunnel? That's a train, and you know what's going to happen there. The details of that are revealed in the rest of the movie, and it's pretty messy.]

The Internet is a dollar store…

Czq'bqymc — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:15:47 +0000

[CNet link]

And like a dollar store, it’s full of cheap crap that’s barely worth what you paid for it.

Are consultants a waste of money?

Czq'bqymc — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:20:09 +0000

Yes they are, lol. (but not always)